I heard my unborn baby’s heartbeat today.
It was really fast.
I assume this means it’ll have some kind of superpowered heart, allowing it to run faster, punch harder, or be a super princess if it’s a girl and conforms strictly in societal expectations.
Either way, there is little to no chance that our baby will be anything other than a superhero. Maybe a superheart will even allow it to fly. Or at the very least, jump really high.
Listen, I don’t want to be all negative nancy. But there’s no way that a super heart would allow your baby and eventual child to fly. Run faster I can totally see. Punch harder maybe. Super princess I’ll even give you due to her increased capacity for love and compassion.
But in order to fly due to a super powered heart, he or she would also need wings. Then he or she is really just relying on the power of running fast again.
Now if doctors have been able to use an ultrasound to listen for anti-gravity mutations, I’m on board.
That said, I hope Baby Dai has multiple super powers, and uses them responsibly.
-Brian