I heard my unborn baby’s heartbeat today.
It was really fast.
I assume this means it’ll have some kind of superpowered heart, allowing it to run faster, punch harder, or be a super princess if it’s a girl and conforms strictly in societal expectations.
Either way, there is little to no chance that our baby will be anything other than a superhero. Maybe a superheart will even allow it to fly. Or at the very least, jump really high.