I know some of you out there are guilty of also watching the horrible destruction of all that is good about musical theater that is Grease: You’re the One That I Want, the reality TV show that is all about casting two people as Danny and Sandy in an upcoming Broadway revival of Grease.

Anyway, there’s this one male contestant on the show named Derek. He looks like Uncle Jesse from Full House. Maybe he is Uncle Jesse from Full House. I mean, isn’t trying out for Grease something Uncle Jesse would do?
Here’s a side-by-side comparison:
DerekUncle Jesse

I just hope that Derek chooses to sing Do Wah Diddy at some point.