I know some of you out there are guilty of also watching the horrible destruction of all that is good about musical theater that is Grease: You’re the One That I Want, the reality TV show that is all about casting two people as Danny and Sandy in an upcoming Broadway revival of Grease.

Anyway, there’s this one male contestant on the show named Derek. He looks like Uncle Jesse from Full House. Maybe he is Uncle Jesse from Full House. I mean, isn’t trying out for Grease something Uncle Jesse would do?
Here’s a side-by-side comparison:

I just hope that Derek chooses to sing Do Wah Diddy at some point.

Survivor: Fiji began last night, and poor little fashion stylist (but no good at solving puzzles) Jessica was the first one to bite the dust.

The two tribes are named Moto and Ravi, and Moto just reminds me of Katie’s Razr cell phone, which says “Hello Moto” every time it starts up. Which got me thinking: you want to get some even more egregious product placement crammed into that show of yours, Mark Burnett? You can name the two tribes after two products/companies! Then, Jeff would have to say their names multiple times every episode!
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