With only ten days to go before my year26 blogging challenge is complete, I thought it’d be a good time to take a quick look back on some highlights of the past year.

February 27:

Why did you shoot me?
We’re on the same team!  Oh, I
see.  You’re just a jerk.

April 16:

The purpose of the pasta express is to make cooking pasta easier and faster.  Unfortunately, it does neither.

July 22:

Today, I’ve been married to Katie for three years.

It’s been a great three years. We celebrated by going to the Melting Pot, where I ate too much food and drank two glasses of wine. [note: we already knew about the pregnancy at this point, but had a coupon that gave us two glasses of wine, which is why I drank both]

I love my wife! It’s true.

August 30:

Katie and I are taking a nine month trip to Babytown.

We’re going to catch the bus at the impregnation station.

Katie can now drive in the carpool lane by herself and (maybe) get away with it.

Something something something BABY!

October 24:

Would I survive a zombie uprising? I doubt it.

Watching all these zombie movies is sure to either really help or be completely misleading.

December 18:

You know what I like about Christmas movies?  No matter what happens, everyone ends up happy.  Even the villains in Christmas movies have a good Christmas.  Everyone comes together at the end and that’s something that you know from the very beginning of the film.

It’s as if we went through life knowing that at the very end, no matter what horrible scraps we got into or who we had made enemies, all of the people who had known us would gather around our deathbed and sing our favorite song together with us while it snowed.

I can’t believe it’s almost over.  I’m getting a bit weepy, even thinking about it.

It is kind of funny, though, that I’ll be finishing up right before an actual life-changing experience happens to us.