Poetic interlude or excuse because I have nothing to write about? You decide!
The ESRB
gave our game an M rating.
Let’s take out the blood.
Why are the save points
so far apart? I just want
to go to bed soon.
Is there anything
as heartbreaking as when your
bug comes back fix failed?
Why did you shoot me?
We’re on the same team! Oh, I
see. You’re just a jerk.
While running back, I
see you and am glad you chose
to be a medic.
I think we should put
that feature in. It will raise
our Metacritic.
Through several weeks of
scientific research, I’ve
found I do need sleep.
The secret to life:
Up up down down left right left
oh, you know the rest.
The futility,
the unfairness of it all:
a spiky blue shell.
What do you mean, you
haven’t played Portal yet? Stop
reading, go play now.
That giant zombie
just vomited on me. I
can’t see. Now I’m dead.
Did you really think
we could get through this instance
without a tank? Fool.
And a William Carlos Williams bonus!
This is Just to Say
I have played
the savegame
that you left on
when you went to the bathroomand which
you had been probably
playing
for the past few monthsForgive me
it was fun
so exciting
until I died
As you can see, I’ve also been kind of obsessed with “blockquotes” in these last couple posts.
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