Katie and I are taking a nine month trip to Babytown.

We’re going to catch the bus at the impregnation station.

Katie can now drive in the carpool lane by herself and (maybe) get away with it.

Something something something BABY!

Now, to answer all of your initial baby questions, in order:

  1. It’s due on March 5, 2010.
  2. We don’t know if it’s a boy or girl
  3. We’re not sure if we’re going to find out ahead of time
  4. We haven’t picked a name yet, but we have a few on our short list
  5. Yes, we’ll force it to learn math, the violin, and how to make a salad from jello.

Now, you know! Spread the news! Jump for joy! Buy us baby stuff!
In return, I’ll continue to update about Katie’s vomit counts and attempt to take pictures of her belly when she isn’t watching!

Or, you know, continue to write about video games.