• I’ve got the fat one.
  • Why does your butt always smell so much?
  • Which one of you keeps barfing on the floor?
  • Stay still! I’m trying to furminate you!
  • Oh, they’re fighting again.
  • It’s just a piece of paper. Why do you play with that all the time? You’re so stupid.
  • Meow!
  • Here’s your dinner.  Eat up, fatties!
  • I cleaned it, so poop away!  I know you like pooping in clean litter.
  • Get off the table!
  • All you do is lick everything.
  • Eat that bug!  Eat it!
  • That’s human food!  It’s not for you.