Gamertags that could potentially get you suspended on Xbox Live:
- ILikeTheLadies0202
- BengayBuyer
- xxFrakMe
- PartyLikePhelps
- HEROINe
- IDriveOver65
- m4w4tw
Favorite spam subjects I’ve received in the past week, with responses:
- Is crysis real? (Yes! But you’ll need a really good computer to play it.)
- Neighbors’ meeting about parking crash (I think this is an overreaction to a small incident that we can handle privately.)
- Remember your one-timer? (I didn’t realize people still remembered my amazing street hockey antics in high school! Yes, I do remember my one-timer!)
- You are hot all the time? The problem is your weight! (Oh. That makes sense, now that you mention it.)
- Replica Pens (Finally! A legitimate online location where I can get a replica of Barack Obama’s pen!)
- inspire women’s passion with a +1,5 (I’m not sure if this is for a real-life product or someone who’s going to get my World of Warcraft character some sweet gear.)
- Girls won’t dump you! (That’s so…passive aggressive. I’m depressed now.)
German phrases that my page-a-day calendar has taught me to say so far this year that are of no use to me:
- I’d rather go snowboarding.
- St. Moritz is known for its many winter sports.
- I am a medical doctor.
- My daughter is fifteen years old.
Web 2.0 sites that never really took off:
- defenstratr
- nu.tritio.us
- DanielCraigslist
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