Minutes ago I took off my shirt because I was too warm, but now I’m too cold. What a fool am I!
I also just said, “I can’t believe it! I yawned,” right after I finished yawning. This was rather disingenuous, as I actually could very well believe it. I had just yawned! What a deceptive fool am I!
I also asked Katie to give me a foot massage as I was blogging, but I’m not even sure if I want a foot massage. I think I kind of wanted one for a short moment and rather was more enamored with the idea that someone would be willing to give me one on a whim while I was blogging (what excess!) than the actual pleasure of getting my feet rubbed. What a self-deceptive fool am I!
By the way (or as the kids say it, BTW), Katie kindly but firmly replied in the negative to my foot massage request. She also yawned. But, unlike me, she did not attract attention to herself by making some gaudy exclamation.
She actually just yawned again when I typed the word “yawn” in the last paragraph. Yes, my blog posts are THAT POWERFUL.
You’re yawning now, aren’t you? Now go to PayPal and send me $5.
Now take off your pants and dance like a chicken!
Chicka-chicka-kaw!
I hope Matt Heap reads this, because there’s no better pantsless chicken dancer than a Brit!
Did you know Matt Heap was once the Biggest Christmas Pudding Ever?
It’s true!
I will post photographic evidence tomorrow.