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Day 198: on the road

Time to hit the road.

I’ll see you in Portland, loyal readers.  Then, come Sunday, I’ll finally be able to reveal the secret that I’ve been hiding from you.

Some of you may have already guessed it or heard rumors, but I’ll officially confirm or deny any rumors at the end of this weekend.

I’m secretly hoping that I confirm a price drop.

Day 47: fear of the uncommon yet mundane

Today, I read the following headline on my news feed:

Oregon police say man’s sneezing fit caused him to lose control of car, crash into home

This is scary.  This is scary because it can happen to any of us.  We all sneeze.  Most of us drive.  By simple statistics, we will sneeze while driving probably at least, like, a thousand times in our life.

It’s just another thing to add onto the list of news stories that inspire fear, not due to the fantastical or ghastly nature of them, but because they could happen to any of us.

Even after you filter out all the stories about things we do everyday like drive, fly, and live in areas with natural disasters, there are still those uncommon stories about the most mundane activities leading to our downfall.

It’s why I always feel unjustifiably nervous when walking by a track and field event.  That’s where javelins get thrown into people’s heads.  It’s why I always make sure that when using a hair dryer or toaster, there are no pools or puddles of water nearby.  That’s how people get electrocuted.

Sure, it doesn’t happen all the time.  That’s what makes it scarier!  I can deal with the fact that fender benders and muggings and petty theft of unsecured valuables happen.

But once, a guy watching Lost had his house hit by a meteor.  I watch LOST.  Thus, this could happen to me.

I clearly don’t know how my mind works, but I think it is correct to make these connections.  I’m sure it has something to do with how I was good at chess when I was younger.

Day 19: california drivin’

Before I moved to California, I hadn’t really heard too much about drivers in this state.  There were no ominous warnings about the traffic system.  I had thought that driving here would be very similar to driving in Pittsburgh, but I now know that to not entirely true.  Here then, are the driving lessons I’ve learned since moving.

Lesson 1: Left Turn Blues
In Pittsburgh, there’s a driving maneuver which is the city’s collective greedy way of dealing with the fact that left-turners at traffic lights get no respect.  The person at the front of a line of traffic at a red light, if turning left, can gun it as soon as the light turns and make the left before opposing traffic gets up enough speed to beat them through the intersection (or ram them).

Over here, it is near impossible to even find an intersection where one could execute a Pittsburgh Left.  90% of intersections with lights have specific left turn signals.  Is this a more practical and/or elegant solution?  Perhaps.  But it takes the joy and victory out of a left turn.

Lesson 2: Ready or Not, Here I Come
I sometimes wonder if cars made in California have turn signals or if they’ve been scrapped as some part of green program.  I was appalled when I first arrived.  It seemed like no one ever signaled for lane changes, much less turning.  How could these drivers survive?  What kind of world are we living in?

But, like a sinister yet subtle virus, it spreads.  After a few months, a car cutting into your lane with no signal is routine.  A year later, you find yourself neglecting your turn signal at intersections where you’re obviously going to turn.  I fear it will only be a matter of time before I myself am convinced that other drivers on the road can read my mind as I cut across three lanes of traffic.

Lesson 3: U-Turns are Mandatory
Making a U-turn in Pittsburgh was a rare occurrence and only done when mistakes were made.  It was hard enough in the narrow streets to even find a place where you could pull one.  It was much easier to just make three lefts and be done with it.

Here, the streets are paved with U-turns.  It’s frustrating to find intersections where you’re not allowed to make a U-turn because so many directions end with, “…then make a U-turn and it’ll be on your right.”  Whoever designed most of the roads around here was obsessed with the idea that cars driving on one side of the road should have as little interaction as possible with cars on the other side, like some sort of awkward high school dance.  Median barriers are the de facto standard and U-turns are the only way around them.

There are also the obvious natural benefits of just being in California: no digging your car out of the snow a quarter of the year, no early melting of the lower half of your car because of road salt, and the ability to drive with your windows down year-round.

Those help make up for the fact that you can’t pull up to a light with your left turn light blinking aggressively, creep forward as the other light turns yellow, and gun it home as you swing through the intersection, fast, furious, ‘n ‘at.

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