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I posted an entry each day during my 26th year of life.

Day 57: shakespearean comedies rewritten as tweets

A Midsummer Night’s Dream
fairies are fighting and four young horndogs are wandering around the forest. oh, and there’s a bad actor who turns into an ass!

Much Ado About Nothing
claudio wants hero so don pedro helps, but the real story is about benedick and beatrice and how they hate each other, but not really.

Taming of the Shrew
this got remade into 10 Things I Hate About You, so just watch that. except the play within a play part, which isn’t in the movie.

The Tempest
i don’t remember too much about this play, except that it wasn’t all that funny and had magic in it. and a crazy guy named Caliban.

Twelfth Night
shipwreck! girl dresses as guy for lovelorn king but ends up falling for him. her undead twin brother arrives. mass confusion and weddings.

The Merchant of Venice
unfunny courtroom drama concerning jewish people and pounds of meat. there’s cross-dressing in this one as well.

Pericles
did you even know shakespeare wrote this? all i know is that, from the title, pericles is the prince of tyre.

Day 56: the watchmaker (part 2)

As the man set down his teacup, a small smile crept over his face.  While the workshop was not warm, it did not have the blistering autumn winds that howled down the outdoor market alley, funneled and focused by the concentration of booths on either side.  And the tea was good, soothing, comforting.

The watchmaker was still bent over the timepiece, his hands making adjustments that resulted in tiny movements at the ends of his calipers and tweezers and other small instruments of the trade.

The man looked down at his cup, nearly empty, and gazed at the pattern of leaves on the bottom.

“It looks like you might be mistaken.  I may require another cup.”  The man’s voice was chiding, not aggressive, and the watchmaker looked up amused.  His eyes twinkled for a second before he trust his head down onto the timepiece, finding its voice, its song.

From this position, he spoke plainly to the man.  “I am not often mistaken, and it’ll take a trickier watch than this.”  He lifted his head and, in a final triumphant move, snapped the back onto the watch.

Tick.  Tick.  Tick.  Tick.

The ticking still seemed irregular but it was undoubtedly louder.

“Do you hear it?” the watchmaker asked.  The two men sat in silence for a half minute or so, the watchmaker looking eagerly at the larger man who’s face was crinkled in concentration.  Finally, the man shook his head.  No, he didn’t hear it.

“Ah, well, it’s a bit archaic.  Not used much anymore because it takes such a long time to say anything.  But it’s telling me right now that your name is Leonard Kinsman.  And that I’m to give you…”

The watchmaker trailed off, his face turning to confusion.  He looked down at the watch, then back at the man.  “That can’t be right,” he blurted.  He immediately looked ashamed at having said it, as if he had stepped outside the bounds of his purpose in this exchange.

“Do you know why you came to me?” he finally asked, after an awkward silence.  The other man was glad to have a question to answer, glad that he had not needed to provide words to fill the silence.

“No.  I was just told that I had to deliver this watch to you, and only you.  And that you would tell me what to do next.”  Even this brief sentence exhausted the man, and a look of fear began to enter his face.  He had so little knowledge and so little experience in these matters – or in most matters, for that matter – that he had felt lost every step of the way.

He had trouble finding the market alley, even though it was one of the busiest streets in the city.  He had not wanted to attract attention by asking other shopkeepers about the watchmaker, so he had wandered around aimlessly, looking for the telltale sign hanging above the workshop window.  He had been told that time – expecting that which the watch he carried told – was unimportant, but he was now worried that he had come too late, too early, too on-time.

The watchmaker, with more experience than he wanted, understood the man’s fear and said, “There’s no need to worry.  It’s just that…”  He trailed off again and thought.  “It’s just that you’ve become a very important man.”

Day 55: facts

We received 5/7th of our dining room set this past Saturday. I’ve put a photo of it at the bottom of this post.

There is way too much television on our DVR.

The watchmaker is a 3-part story that is a setup for bigger things to come.

Katie and I did in fact watch part of the Lifetime movie by Nora Roberts that starred Claire from Lost.

My fantasy baseball team’s batters can’t seem to make much contact with the ball so far.

We’re watching an episode of The Amazing Race called Gorilla? Gorilla? Gorilla?

Day 54: the watchmaker (part 1)

Tick.  Tick.  Tick.  Tick.

The watchmaker held the timepiece up to his ear and listened.  The ticking was erratic, unstructured.  He smiled and motioned for his guest to take a seat.

“This will just take a moment,” he said in his soft voice.  In the outdoor markets, he was often misheard, asked to repeat himself.  But here – in his studio, surrounded by nothing but quite ticking and the odd chime – he did not need to strain his voice to be heard.

His guest did not speak, but everything about him indicated that his voice was not quiet, that nobody would have trouble hearing him in the outdoor markets, even on the holiday eves when shoppers streamed through the booths like ants following a trail.  The medium brim of his expertly crooked hat hid enough of his face to mask his identity without making him look sinister and his overcoat was large and gave him a geometric appearance that indicated a concealed power.

None of this mattered much to the watchmaker, who rarely looked at people.  His eyes were trained for smaller things, for gears and pins that worked together in quiet concert to create secrets that only he could hear.

“Do you want some tea?”  The question was a piece of conversation with no owner.  The watchmaker threw it out into the space between the two men like a rock on the surface of a stream: with purpose but with no expectation of return.  The larger man grunted, neither an affirmation nor a declination, but he shifted slightly and began to pour himself a cup with the set that the watchmaker had indicated with a nod.

Meanwhile, the watchmaker nudged the loop into the familiar crevice in his eye, a ship docking into port, and peered into the timepiece, whose back he had expertly pried off a moment ago.

There it was: a rogue pin, hampering the natural workings of the cogs and gears, keeping the rotations just a sliver off of perfect.  He pulled it up with a simple tug on his tweezers and put the watch up to his ear.

The ticks had stopped altogether.  He grimaced.  Of course, it wouldn’t be that easy.  He was no amateur, fresh from the halls of one of the institutes on the coast who churned a dozen watchmakers every six months.  A watch with an extra pin was something that could have been handled by anyone.  He should not have been so eager.

“I suggest you pour yourself another cup,” he said, noticing that the other man had gulped down his first cup of tea.  “And I shall have something for you by the time you finish drinking it.”

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