Katie & Scott & Simon & Cecily.

Author: Scott (Page 87 of 104)

Day 54: the watchmaker (part 1)

Tick.  Tick.  Tick.  Tick.

The watchmaker held the timepiece up to his ear and listened.  The ticking was erratic, unstructured.  He smiled and motioned for his guest to take a seat.

“This will just take a moment,” he said in his soft voice.  In the outdoor markets, he was often misheard, asked to repeat himself.  But here – in his studio, surrounded by nothing but quite ticking and the odd chime – he did not need to strain his voice to be heard.

His guest did not speak, but everything about him indicated that his voice was not quiet, that nobody would have trouble hearing him in the outdoor markets, even on the holiday eves when shoppers streamed through the booths like ants following a trail.  The medium brim of his expertly crooked hat hid enough of his face to mask his identity without making him look sinister and his overcoat was large and gave him a geometric appearance that indicated a concealed power.

None of this mattered much to the watchmaker, who rarely looked at people.  His eyes were trained for smaller things, for gears and pins that worked together in quiet concert to create secrets that only he could hear.

“Do you want some tea?”  The question was a piece of conversation with no owner.  The watchmaker threw it out into the space between the two men like a rock on the surface of a stream: with purpose but with no expectation of return.  The larger man grunted, neither an affirmation nor a declination, but he shifted slightly and began to pour himself a cup with the set that the watchmaker had indicated with a nod.

Meanwhile, the watchmaker nudged the loop into the familiar crevice in his eye, a ship docking into port, and peered into the timepiece, whose back he had expertly pried off a moment ago.

There it was: a rogue pin, hampering the natural workings of the cogs and gears, keeping the rotations just a sliver off of perfect.  He pulled it up with a simple tug on his tweezers and put the watch up to his ear.

The ticks had stopped altogether.  He grimaced.  Of course, it wouldn’t be that easy.  He was no amateur, fresh from the halls of one of the institutes on the coast who churned a dozen watchmakers every six months.  A watch with an extra pin was something that could have been handled by anyone.  He should not have been so eager.

“I suggest you pour yourself another cup,” he said, noticing that the other man had gulped down his first cup of tea.  “And I shall have something for you by the time you finish drinking it.”

Day 53: buy me some peanuts

I must admit that being in two fantasy baseball leagues this year has me a bit more excited about baseball season starting than I’ve been in past years.

We’re going with some friends in a couple weeks to see the local Oakland A’s take on the Red Sox, which promises to be a gluttonous all-you-can-eat night of bacchanalian delights.

Let’s take a break in the action to sigh at the fact that one of my pitchers, Atlanta SP1 Brett Myers has already let up three home runs after recording only four outs.  Keep it up!

I also purchase 5 pairs of tickets for Katie and I to go to a bunch of other Oakland A’s games that were on their promotional $2 ticket nights.  Excepting for the fact that the ticket “convenience” and “processing” fees are more than the actual ticket price in those cases, it was a frugal way of promising ourselves five nights at the Oakland ballpark this year.  The decision was partially influenced by the fact that our house is a mere BART stop away from the stadium.

I’m excited because Matt Holliday, who is on both of my fantasy teams, plays for a local team.  Additionally, the A’s rotation – while currently in a bit of disarray – is fielding a few youngsters with huge potential.  I hope that we’ll get to see them pitch at some point this season.

Katie is always excited about going to the ballpark (and rightfully so) because you get to throw peanut shells on the ground, an activity that is not available in most of the United States.

This excitement may fade, but the anticipation of a season of drama and injuries and pennant races is something we should all try to hold on to.  I know it’s hard when you’re from Pittsburgh and the biggest story that might involve your baseball team this year is the fact that they lost a preseason game to Manatee Community College.  NO LIE.

Still, anything could happen.  This is baseball.

Day 52: mad man

In another life, I would have liked to be an ad man.

It’s not something that I’d actually want to pursue now (and I can’t imagine I’d want to make such a big career change in the future), but it just seems like such a wonderful combination of frivolity and pressure.

The idea of being able to sit around an office and come up with wild and crazy ways to end people’s minds into buying your products just sounds like a fun time. I’m full of mind-bending ideas. Name a product; I can help sell it.

What’s more, it seems that so many ads that I see are just simply bizarre. I wonder how much artistic license marketing teams get. Is there more room for failure? Less?

I guess, in some ways, it’s a bit like being a game producer or designer; after all, the outsider’s view must be that all we do all day is bounce ideas off each other and play foosball. That’s not entirely untrue, but it doesn’t tell the full story.

I’m sure there are other aspects to being an ad man that aren’t as fun. For example, would I be forced to have an affair with my secretary? And speak in a low monotone all the time? And drink cocktails before noon? None of those sound too appealing.

On the other hand, I would get to wear cool hats without being “that guy that wears hats every day for no reason.” Although I suppose that’s not such a bad thing to be either. I started to kind of be that guy in college, but I never took it all the way.

Day 51: magic

Here’s your headline of the day, from the San Jose Mercury News:

Deputies shoot chimp,
then find squalid puppy mill

I leave it up to you to find the actual story on the Internet if you so choose.  Be aware, though, that the real story is not as fantastical as the one you have concocted in your head and it will make you a bit sad to realize that we do not live in a world where our law enforcement teams hunt down evil chimpanzees who run squalid puppy mills.

Speaking of sad, there are a few things that I used to do when I was younger.  I’m since stopped doing them or do them with much less regularity, and several of these make me a bit sad: being able to speak Chinese fluently, being a skilled chess player, being able to throw a frisbee with accuracy.

But of all these things, the thing that I miss in the dopiest, most nostalgic way is magic.  When I was in high school, I taught myself how to juggle and a small assortment of close-up, coin, and card magic.  I learned juggling first, but the two kind of go hand-in-hand; both rely heavily on the ability to manipulate the hands and both, in performance, have an element of theatricality about them.

I’ve forgotten a lot of methods and specific tricks, although I might still be able to do one or two impromptu if necessary.  And despite how utterly nerve-wracking it was (I imagine it’s much like stand-up comedy, where a certain percentage of the audience is just waiting for you to fail), it was a lot of fun.  I wish I had kept at it enough to be able to now pull off a trick at a dinner party.

I’m not terribly good at breaking the ice.  I can talk easily to people I know, and once a conversation gets going, I can do a pretty good job at maintaining it.  But how do you start talking to someone who you know nothing about?

Could there be a better way than with a magic trick?  Sure, it sounds hokey on paper, but as long as it’s something brief and slightly impressive, I think magic just works.  It manages to slide its way past corny and hits the lower edge of cool.  It somehow speaks the child inside all but the most cynical among us.

I guess I’ll add learning magic to my huge backlog of things I want to do.  That, and if I get good enough, I can justify buying a top hat and cape.

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