{"id":809,"date":"2014-01-02T00:30:42","date_gmt":"2014-01-02T00:30:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/?p=809"},"modified":"2014-01-02T00:30:42","modified_gmt":"2014-01-02T00:30:42","slug":"2013-mean-and-green-and-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/?p=809","title":{"rendered":"2013: mean and green (and over)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s another year, which means it&#8217;s finally time to write a blog entry about the past year. It&#8217;s time to recap what happened in list format, focusing of course on consumerist media and glossing over the things that really mattered emotionally, like our children&#8217;s milestones &#8211; the fact that Simon is actually a little human now in more than a simply biological sense and that Cecily infuriatingly refers to me either as &#8220;mommy&#8221; or &#8220;dolly&#8221; and is currently not napping even though she&#8217;s supposed to be darn it.<\/p>\n<p>But first, let&#8217;s begin with everyone&#8217;s favorite part of the program (I know it certainly is mine!) and see how totally I failed this past year at resolution-keeping.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Write and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153publish\u00e2\u20ac\u009d a piece of interactive fiction each month.<\/em><br \/>\nMassive Failure! This didn&#8217;t happen. At all.<\/li>\n<li>Read a dozen books. Seriously. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not that many.<br \/>\nFailure. I did better than last year, but not much. I think I read the first two books in the Dragon Tattoo series, along with a few odds and ends, but still probably never even reached the halfway point.<\/li>\n<li>Come home in time for family dinner as often as possible.<br \/>\nSuccess? Pat on the back to my past self for such a vaguely worded resolution that it&#8217;s hard to fail. Still, I felt like I worked later than I needed to more often than necessary.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Let&#8217;s move on!  What&#8217;s up next, fair reader? What does 2014 hold for Scott&#8217;s Bound-for-Failure Resolution Wheel?  Let&#8217;s give it a spin and find out where it lands.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Balance the family budget.<\/li>\n<li>Brush up on programming enough to make a little game or project.<\/li>\n<li>Read a dozen books. This is my year, I feel it.<\/li>\n<li>Never yell at Simon. Not once.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That&#8217;s more things than last year. How can I possibly succeed? Maybe next year, one of my resolutions can be to not set myself up for failure. Alas, a man can dream.<\/p>\n<p>Enough self-reflection.  It&#8217;s time to turn our judgmental glares upon the stuff I watched, played, and barely read over the past year. Last year&#8217;s list format worked so well that I would be a fool to try something new. Here goes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Best Movie I Saw in Theaters:<\/strong> Frozen<br \/>\n<strong>Best Movie I Saw in DBOX:<\/strong> Fast &#038; Furious 6<br \/>\n<strong>Best Movie I Rented from Work:<\/strong> Les Miserables<br \/>\n<strong>Best Movie I Rented from Work and Didn&#8217;t Watch but Really Do Mean to Getting Around to Some Day:<\/strong> Argo<br \/>\n<strong>Best Movie I Bought on Black Friday Having Never Seen It Before:<\/strong> Pacific Rim<br \/>\n<strong>Best Movie I Didn&#8217;t See:<\/strong> Gravity<br \/>\n<strong>Best Movie in the Tinker Bell Series:<\/strong> Tinker Bell<br \/>\n<strong>Best New TV Show:<\/strong> Orange is the New Black<br \/>\n<strong>Best Old TV Show:<\/strong> Modern Family<br \/>\n<strong>Best New TV Show I Only Watched 2 Episodes Of:<\/strong> The Wrong Mans<br \/>\n<strong>Best TV Show to Keep Simon Entertained for Hours:<\/strong> Busytown Mysteries<br \/>\n<strong>Best TV Deal:<\/strong> Slurpees for Hulu Plus<br \/>\n<strong>Best Book I Read:<\/strong> Love, Dishonor, Marry, Die, Cherish, Perish<br \/>\n<strong>Best Book I Thought About Reading:<\/strong> The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet&#8217;s Nest<br \/>\n<strong>Best Book I Started Reading:<\/strong> Ready Player One<br \/>\n<strong>Best Thing Simon Said:<\/strong> &#8220;OK, girl, I&#8217;m going to flash you, OK?&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Best &#8220;Entertainment Weekly Best Album&#8221; Album I Bought:<\/strong> Same Trailer Different Park<br \/>\n<strong>Best &#8220;Entertainment Weekly Worst Album&#8221; Album I Bought:<\/strong> This is&#8230;Icona Pop<br \/>\n<strong>Best AAA Game:<\/strong> Bioshock Infinite<br \/>\n<strong>Best Indie Game:<\/strong> Guacamelee<br \/>\n<strong>Best Indie Game (Future):<\/strong> Starbound<br \/>\n<strong>Best Game According to Simon:<\/strong> The Cave<br \/>\n<strong>Best Game Where I Can Dress Up Like the Monkey King:<\/strong> Sleeping Dogs<br \/>\n<strong>Best Game for Making Me Think I&#8217;m Working on Sims Medieval:<\/strong> Desktop Dungeons<br \/>\n<strong>Best Game I Thought I Was Going to Dislike:<\/strong> Gone Home<br \/>\n<strong>Best Game I Bought Because of Peer Pressure:<\/strong> Spelunky<br \/>\n<strong>Best Game for Winning Free Bao from Brian Kaiser:<\/strong> Zen Pinball 2<br \/>\n<strong>Best Toddling:<\/strong> Cecily<br \/>\n<strong>Best Na Hoolk:<\/strong> Simon<\/p>\n<p>See you next year!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s another year, which means it&#8217;s finally time to write a blog entry about the past year. It&#8217;s time to recap what happened in list format, focusing of course on consumerist media and glossing over the things that really mattered emotionally, like our children&#8217;s milestones &#8211; the fact that Simon is actually a little human [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-front","category-scott","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":810,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions\/810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}