{"id":37,"date":"2007-08-28T13:00:29","date_gmt":"2007-08-28T18:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/?p=37"},"modified":"2007-08-28T13:00:29","modified_gmt":"2007-08-28T18:00:29","slug":"gone-camping-2-scott-left-out-all-the-good-parts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/?p=37","title":{"rendered":"Gone Camping 2: Scott left out all the good parts!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, the &#8220;Kampground&#8221; was more resort-like than anticipated, but it was also more like a cow pasture than anticipated!  A herd of cows and two donkeys, which are actually owned by the KOA, reside just on the other side of a barbed wire fence, about four feet from out tent.  <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lh3.google.com\/scott.dai\/RtRfSnI4mfI\/AAAAAAAABLY\/6KtoB-3CFvI\/IMG_0905.JPG?imgmax=800\" alt=\"Camping with livestock!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Really, the whole complex appears to have been planted down in the middle of a grazing field, with a random smattering of trees seeming terribly out of place.  My guess is that it used to be someone&#8217;s farmland, and they decided to make money off of it by allowing people to pitch tents and start fires in the great outdoors.  They put in a pool and a &#8220;kamper&#8217;s kitchen,&#8221; fenced in the cows, and began collecting money from families who don&#8217;t know that real camp sites generally boast more vegetation than livestock.  I bet they get a tax break or something for having the animals&#8230;I had a drama teacher in high school whose parents kept emus because it meant their land was a &#8220;farm.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I sound too bitter, though.  We really did have fun, despite the irritating family the next site over (read: about 20 feet) with the son who sang loud songs about farting.  But next time we&#8217;ll opt for a campground that doesn&#8217;t have karaoke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, the &#8220;Kampground&#8221; was more resort-like than anticipated, but it was also more like a cow pasture than anticipated! A herd of cows and two donkeys, which are actually owned by the KOA, reside just on the other side of a barbed wire fence, about four feet from out tent. Really, the whole complex appears [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-front","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}