{"id":324,"date":"2009-05-20T21:46:13","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T05:46:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/?p=324"},"modified":"2009-05-20T21:46:13","modified_gmt":"2009-05-21T05:46:13","slug":"day-98-things-we-say-to-our-cats-that-would-seem-more-insensitive-if-they-were-actually-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/?p=324","title":{"rendered":"Day 98: things we say to our cats that would seem more insensitive if they were actually children"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>I\u2019ve got the fat one.<\/li>\n<li>Why does your butt always smell so much?<\/li>\n<li>Which one of you keeps barfing on the floor?<\/li>\n<li>Stay still! I\u2019m trying to furminate you!<\/li>\n<li>Oh, they\u2019re fighting again.<\/li>\n<li>It\u2019s just a piece of paper. Why do you play with that all the time? You\u2019re so stupid.<\/li>\n<li>Meow!<\/li>\n<li>Here\u2019s your dinner.&#160; Eat up, fatties!<\/li>\n<li>I cleaned it, so poop away!&#160; I know you like pooping in clean litter.<\/li>\n<li>Get off the table!<\/li>\n<li>All you do is lick everything.<\/li>\n<li>Eat that bug!&#160; Eat it!<\/li>\n<li>That\u2019s human food!&#160; It\u2019s not for you.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve got the fat one. Why does your butt always smell so much? Which one of you keeps barfing on the floor? Stay still! I\u2019m trying to furminate you! Oh, they\u2019re fighting again. It\u2019s just a piece of paper. Why do you play with that all the time? You\u2019re so stupid. Meow! Here\u2019s your dinner.&#160; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[19,41],"class_list":["post-324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-year26","tag-cat","tag-list","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}