{"id":313,"date":"2009-05-13T21:55:31","date_gmt":"2009-05-14T05:55:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/?p=313"},"modified":"2009-05-13T21:55:31","modified_gmt":"2009-05-14T05:55:31","slug":"day-91-why-blinds-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/?p=313","title":{"rendered":"Day 91: why blinds suck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not blind people.&#160; That\u2019d be insensitive.<\/p>\n<p>I mean the window coverings.<\/p>\n<p>Blinds suck.&#160; They do.&#160; They are the jack of many trades, king of none.&#160; Let\u2019s break down what blinds are supposed to do.&#160; Blinds are supposed to keep the sun out when you don\u2019t want it and to let the sun in when you do.&#160; They\u2019re supposed to be able to be removed temporarily (putting them up).<\/p>\n<p>Overall, though, blinds do a terrible job at all of this.&#160; Most blinds can\u2019t close completely when you want to keep the sun out \u2013 curtains do a far superior job.&#160; Blinds have little holes along the side that always let the sun in, and usually has tiny slivers between the blinds that allow a striped pattern of annoying sunlight in.<\/p>\n<p>Blinds also do a poor job of letting sunlight in.&#160; If you don\u2019t put them up completely, there will always be blinds in the way of the actual sunlight.&#160; If you do put them up, you have to deal with a different wire that, well, doesn\u2019t really work half the time.&#160; Because, in some kind of total user experience failure, the wire both makes the blinds go up and down, as well as make it stop moving, depending on <em>the angle<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>And they break all the time.&#160; <\/em>Blinds get bent, wires get tangled, and the rotation rod sometimes falls off.&#160; Any of these happening causes either the entire window of blinds or a large portion of it to be rendered <em>useless<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>How have we put a man on the moon but not come up with a better way to cover our windows?&#160; Get on it, top scientists!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not blind people.&#160; That\u2019d be insensitive. I mean the window coverings. Blinds suck.&#160; They do.&#160; They are the jack of many trades, king of none.&#160; Let\u2019s break down what blinds are supposed to do.&#160; Blinds are supposed to keep the sun out when you don\u2019t want it and to let the sun in when you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[155,154,77],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-year26","tag-science","tag-things-that-suck","tag-windows","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.scott-n-katie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}